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In the Underberg village of Hillman, population 237 (it would have been 238 except the mayor, Dewaldt "Pompies" van Niekerk, was not at home at the time of the last census; he was apparently seeing to some rather pressing matters concerning one of the town's citizens that evening), something has disturbed the peace in the hilltop hamlet.

 Situated 199½km from Durban (the extra ½km being of critical importance       when you wish to distance yourself from city folk), Hillman is having an identity crisis. A debate is raging about whether or not to change the name of the town in line with current political trends. The mayor, surmising that the position of authority he has held since 1982 could be in jeopardy from one Ephraim "Oubaas" Mthethwa, decides to embrace the debate and campaigns to change Hillman’s name to 'Dingaan Berg' in order to win votes on both sides of the fence.

         

Mthethwa wants to change the name to Dingiswayo, stating correctly that      Dingaan never actually visited Hillman at any point in history.

         

Sheep farmer and pillar of the community, Kobus van Vouw, wants the town    name changed to Jacobusville, in honour of his forebear who brought sheep-    farming to Hillman in 1900. Plus he fears that if Mthethwa gets his way the town will become known as "Dinges".

         

Mrs. Eleanor Lambert-Lansdowne, widow of a local sugar-cane baron, wants to keep the name of Hillman because some reminders of a kinder, gentler time must surely remain in this chaotic new world, she argues.

         

Tienkie Groenewald, the postal clerk, doesn't really care so long as the postal codes don't change.

         

Embroiled in a hotbed of infighting and political one-upmanship, the town         becomes a dorp divided. When a rumour goes round that wealthy developers are coming to Hillman to    build a Sun City-style resort on the mountain, the town is thrown into chaos.   Newspaper reporters from as far as Pietermaritzburg and Estcourt descend en masse, and the townsfolk of Hillman have to choose between progress and prosperity or self-preservation.
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